Shower Like a Grown Man: Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a freshmen dorm room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. This woodsy, oak barrel scent is inspired by the rack houses at our favorite place in the world, the Buffalo Trace Distillery. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to subtly exfoliate. Aloe vera to hydrate and protect. Bonus: No loofah required. 3x thicker than teenage body wash. Naturally derived fragrance. Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty free. Not for clowns. Cruelty free. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. Duke Cannon always recycles. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. veterans.

Water (aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Copolymer, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrated Silica, Polyquaternium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Hydroxide, Phenoxyethanol, Yellow 10, Green 5, Orange 4, Red 33, Fragrance (parfum)